Japanese-English, referring to the odd ways English is used in Japan.

Some examples:

from a love note:
Dear Stuart; I have a thing to tell you. I noticed that I love you so much. My heart is full of you. I always think of you. So I want to be your special girlfriend. Can I be your special girlfriend? Please asssociate with me. I love you, Stuart. I hope you answer O.K. That's all of my mind. FROM Megumi.
why you should vote this node up
When all empty show happiness with virtually upvote that is most special to us.
from a soda machine:
Be fresh! Canned Beverage makes you refresh. We carefully did the best selection. They are outstanding among others.
from a car rental brochure:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
from a peppermint package:
Rheimint: the strong PEPPERMINT in globule form of long-persistent flavour refreshes and invigorates. Taken after meals, RHEIMINT will calm down the gastric nerves and enhance well being.