Fondue ducked out of the e2 London picnic halfway through to sate his sexual deviency with a visit to the genuine pre-op transsexual.
Heyoka secretly is in love with James from Team Rocket :-)
Noether was once stalked by madonna
iain is a closet marmite Connoisseur
Blowdart was savaged by a pair of long johns when he was 6.
gnarl is really the soup dragon in disguise