One of the few products on God's Green Earth that actually lives up to its promise from the adverts - it kills pain. Fast. Quicker than you can say 'Anbesol'.

What they don't tell you - it's effective. Terrifyingly so. I swear, a few drops on a canker sore will numb your eyes, your hair, your whole head, and various random parts of your upper body. Once, I spilled Anbesol on my arm. I became a sideshow freak, able to puncture my flesh with bicycle spokes.