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mission drive within everything
Bitter sardonic nature
logic, scripting, discontentment
Any asshole with a Master of Social Work degree can put on a turban and start issuing fatwas about whom you can and whom you can't mail meat to, but it takes real balls to turn a brunette without a cranium into a blonde. (with apologies to ML)
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"From now on, I will no longer try to reason with the idiots I encounter. I will simply dismiss them by waving my paw, and saying 'bah'." -- Dogbert

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