A band. A semi-defunct band.
I'm not sure if they were
ever funct to be honest.
I'm not sure what funct is BR> to be honest again.
I think it has something to
do with larceny.

At it's prime The Incontinents had four members:
Johnny Dark (aka Bruce)
Todd (aka The Todd)
Luke D.
Shawn G.

They were from Massachusetts.
They came to rock the house.
They had stylish haircuts.