Alan Keyes is an interesting person. On one hand, he seems to fight for the right things, and give the right reasons. He talks about ending affirmative action, fighting gun control, etc. He might actually make a very good candidate, except for one problem:

He is so far on the flying monkey right it is scary. Talk about anything relating even mildly to religious matters and he makes it sound like he wants a theocracy.

He is against sex education, against any kinds of rights for gays, very pro organized school prayer, staunchly pro-life, against euthanasia because "we usurp the authority that belongs solely to the Creator..." In fact, he doesn't even believe there is such a thing as separation of church and state(and has said so explicitly).

In other words: he is one crazy motherfucker. Thankfully, he'd never win an election.