I was in the convenience store, trying to figure out which way was up as well as get some dinero out of the ATM. To my surprise, there was something green in the little tray that spits out the money. It was money. A lot of it. One hundred dollars.

I really did, for one split second, think about taking the money and leaving.

But I didn't.

Instead, I exclaimed, "Hey, there's money in here!" probably making the clerk and my friend think "Well, duh, that is what is usually in an ATM." Then I handed a fistful of money to the clerk along with the transaction receipt and said something about the guy that got it out probably wanting that.

Then I input my own PIN and got $20 out of my own account, honestly. My friend thought I was insane to give the money back. But I'm not. I really did think that I was doing the right thing.

So I guess I'm not going to hell yet.