Conrad Alexander Farley Rushing is an itinerant artist, occasional poetry critic, confirmed elitist, and rabid "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" fan. A Stanford Art History alumnus, he uses his extensive knowledge of postmodern realism to impress vapid coeds. Or he would, if he knew any vapid coeds. When he's not having wild monkey sex with his extremely hot girlfriend, he's wishing he was. Conrad lives in New York City with his computer, a queen's closet worth of suits, a rather eclectic music collection, four slices of American cheese, and a sock puppet named Walter.
Biography by John Barnette (jbarn)