MS Break-Up-Letter Wizard (thing)

Do you want to:

(o) Tell them to stop smothering you with their ambitions until you feel you no longer have any freedom

(o) Tell them that their weird kinky fantasies involving sticks of butter and hamsters no longer get you going

(o) Tell them you are no longer attracted to them

(o) Tell them you're sleeping with their best friend

Phrases which are included in the 'auto-complete' feature

• I cannot continue living this lie.
• I feel like I need more space to myself.
• Every time I see you, I get an uncontrollable rash.
• You don't deserve a jerk like me.
• I am such a jerk for doing this.
• I'm going to regret this when I'm sober
• I want my money back (and don't forget to give me back my black t-shirt)