Now defunct band The Lunachicks wrote a song in homage to the fabulous Dear Dotti, titling it after her column. The short song consists of two verses, each consisting of a reader's letter and Dotti's response. One verse is about a woman who is incredibly hairy, so much that her tongue is covered in fur, and the other is about a woman who married her father but now wants to become a nun.

There is also a chorus in which the Lunachicks praise Dear Dotti's wise words: "Dear Dotti, what should I do / I write this letter to you / I know you'll tell me the truth / In the Weekly World News."

The studio recording of this track is available on the "Pretty Ugly" album by the Lunachicks, and a live version is available on the Lunachicks' "Drop Dead Live".