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Advantages an invisible man would have in the world (idea)
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by
agentgray
Wed Sep 06 2000 at 21:18:21
I've been fascinated by
invisibility
lately. Here are the advantages in no particular order:
running around naked
peeping tom
absolute power
life of the
party
save money on a
Halloween
costume
save money on
clothes
(
see above
)
be a kid's real
imaginary friend
(Think about it.
real imaginary
...)
You know what? I don't think it would be all that great. Hmm...
you'd get damn
cold in the winter
- an invisible cold
pee-pee
is still a small
pee-pee
you'd probably make some
noise
and get
caught peeping
after being out in the cold and then catching
one
how are you going to rule if people cannot see you?
people won't even know you're at the
party
. Big
bummer
if you're the stripper.
you'd be hunted like
Frankenstein
the rest of your life
save money on clothes? How about the
doctor
bill you'll get after
catching a cold
.
eventually the kid will forget about you and you'll
cease to exist
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