He was born on the day the planets aligned.
He was born after the arrival of a comet that only comes to Earth once every ten thousand years.
He was born during an
eclipse.
He was born at the stroke of midnight.
He is the result of the
immaculate conception.
He spent his childhood being ridiculed.
He displayed feats of
superhuman ability that got him into trouble as a kid.
His
parents both
died, mysteriously.
He lived with his
evil grandmother until he was an adult.
He kept having this
recurring dream.
He found out about his
destiny while he was a teen, but he did not believe.
He was given a really good reason to when the
mafia arrived.
He was given a really good reason to when the
government agents arrived.
He was given a really good reason to when the
aliens arrived.
He was given a really good reason to when the
zombies arrived.
He was given a really good reason to when the
ninjas arrived.
He was given a really good reason to when the
pirates arrived.
He was given a really good reason to when the
giant robots arrived.
He was given a really good reason to when the
letter arrived.
He will lay his life on the line for the human race and the world as we know it.
He never runs out of ammo, just grenades.
He never has to stop running everywhere.
He never sleeps unless he’s going to get ambushed.
He never eats unless he needs to notice something really important.
He can get so mad that he fights even better.
He will tame the
wild animals.
He will get the
crew off the island.
He will decode
the secret message.
He will predict the attack.
He will climb to the top of the mountain and talk to the
wise old man.
He will brave the wilderness to talk to the
wise old lady.
He will try to save her when the henchmen arrive, but she will tell him to go, and he will say, “No I’m not leaving you!” and she will say, “If you die all hope is lost!” and he will go.
He will find out who did this.
He will make them pay.
He will collect the seven hidden amulets.
He will navigate the labyrinth.
He will play all the games and get the required amount of tickets.
He will pull the sword from the stone.
He defeats the forces of evil.
He gets the girl.
He saves the world.
And anybody who says otherwise doesn’t know the story.