The feminine wish that complements a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom that all men are supposed to want.

This one, as far as I have found, appears to be a true want for many women. It was first told to me many moons ago by a girlfriend as being her ideal. I've since discovered that the actual requirements are far more complex. The gentleman part is certainly to be held to be true in most circumstances. The bastard in bed is more difficult to pinpoint. It is a requirement, but only at the right moments. At other times you have to be gentle there too.

Of course, you will be given only the most subtle of hints as to which, when and where. But then again guys, you are paying attention, aren't you?