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Thu Sep 21 2000 at 19:17:37 (17.7 years ago )
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Sat Oct 31 2015 at 18:05:26 (2.6 years ago )
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4 (Wordsmith) / 1064
mission drive within everything
Node what I know, you know?
specialties
furry fandom, Ruins of the Hudson Valley, inflatophilia, New York
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www.xydexx.com
motto
Squeaky pony, joy of joys... when I squeeze you, you make noise... *squeak* *squeak*
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Ray Patterson
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"Look at the big picture. Don't focus in on two or three things to the exclusion of other things. Keep everything in context. Don't go out of your way to justify stuff that's obviously cool. Don't ridicule ideas merely because they're not the latest and greatest. Pick your own fashions. Don't let someone else tell you what you should like. 'Tsall good."

--Larry Wall, Perl, the First Postmodern Computing Language

THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

It's Halloween and thus far a busy day! I got up early this morning, made coffee, carved a pumpkin, and got the kitchen cleared out so our contractors could come in an install our new granite countertops. Now I'm camped out in my office with our cat, Capt. Strudel McNoodles, who is hiding from all the noise and construction. He's behind me in my computer chair right now, and that's adorable. He wants to be near me even though I made an elaborate fort of cardboard boxen for him to hide in. Yes, boxen. The plural of box is boxen.

TPHPX stands for The Personal Home Page of Xydexx. This is not Xydexx's personal home page, nor is it Xydexx's Know Your Meme Profile. Stop fooling around. Xydexx's homepage can be found at XYDEXX.COM.

Xydexx is still the silliest and squeakiest inflatable unicorn on the internet. That means Xydexx can be full of helium and will fly around xydeways when you unplug his nozzle. That's just the way it is.

Wait... you're probably just looking at this page because you probably just want to play with Xydexx's nozzle. Tsk tsk!


Xydexx Squeakypony

Xydexx Squeakypony is a lavender inflatable unicorn and the silly online fursona of none other than Karl Xydexx Jorgensen. Accept no imitations or substitutions which are undoubtably made of cottage cheese and will just get all messy when you try to hug them. I was going to write a clever tagline to sum that up here, but I forgot what it was.

Xydexx's main interests include furry fandom, exploring the abandoned college, inflatophilia, teacups, and marsupial-filled popcorn machines rolling down a hill. He has a bad habit of procrastinating.

Xydexx is getting back into doing mail art after a 20-year hiatus. That means he sends weird postcards through the mail. Oh dear.

Xydexx has been to Beacon, New York, Centralia, Pennsylvania, and the Hudson River State Hospital, but not to Chicken, Alaska or the statue of Sybil Ludington in Carmel, New York.

Xydexx is very aware that small choices in the past shape your future. No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product.

Xydexx somehow managed to end up as Publications Director for Anthrocon (the world's largest Furry convention) in Pittsburgh, PA. He didn't run away from the job fast enough. Even though he's been involved in Furry fandom for 20 years, Xydexx does not own a fursuit. Yet. See the above note about procrastinating.

You can tell a lot about someone by how they react to Xydexx. More info on Xydexx can be found on his rarely-updated website at www.xydexx.com

Last updated: October 31, 2015.