At the tiny company I used to work, there was a programmer who insisted we use "proper english" in our comments. He would be so insistent about it, up to and including changing our comments, that we eventually got fed up, and started writing them in Haiku. For example:

// the user is late
// we cannot wait forever
// make the user leave


my favorite:

// Die a horrible death from lack of resources
// no more resources
// the end of the world is here
// throw legs over head