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Fri Apr 27 2001 at 5:52:06
WolfDaddy's Practical Guide to Getting Tickets for
Madonna
's Drowned World Concert Tour
Be a
geek
.
Live in
Hollywood North
Work (or have worked) for a movie
producer
whose
brother
and
father
are (or were) A-list
movie stars
Ensure that a television and movie studio
CEO
sits on the producer's company's
Board of Directors
.
Teach CEO how to use his
Palm Pilot
effectively.
Download his
address book
to your computer, call
David Geffen
directly and skip the remaining steps
Avoid temptation
.
Have enough
chutzpah
to ask CEO for an "in".
Obtain number for very exclusive ticket "
broker
".
Call broker, marvel at the recording which states, "If this is an
emergency
please dial ..." and wonder what kind of life people lead wherein the inability to speak to someone right away about
concert
tickets is considered an
emergency
.
Speak to broker.
Drop name
.
Avoid
shaking
in voice when asked if you'd like
backstage passes
with those tickets.
Answer question in the
affirmative
, but with
dispassion
, like it's an everyday thing.
Supply
credit card
number.
Thank broker.
Wait until
September
9th.
Well, as it turned out, the date I
would
have gone to the concert was
September 11, 2001
. Needless to say, I didn't go, but not because of the attacks on my country. Rather, the ticket prices, even through the
broker
were four. thousand. dollars. apiece. And that was
without
all access
passes. Sigh
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to explain...
Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
A Watcher's Regret
an empty dream is a motive of my hope
lost and found
numpty