You wanna know what pisses me off about movies?

When they cut to a scene that is made to seem like it's immediately after sex. The chick rolls off the guy, and lights a smoke. You know what little detail is in most movies when this happens?


Now, it isn't so much that I wanna see some booty. I'm one of the internet generation, I don't need a movie for it. It's just the realism of the whole deal. "Well, we're done fucking so we better get dressed and fall asleep."

Maybe it's my lack of sexual experience shining through here, but if my woman ever got dressed after I fucked her brains out just to fall asleep, I'd know she was WAY too uptight for me.

It's always the little things that piss me off.