One day, a great war will be faught between the :P faction, and the 8P faction, with the =p faction caught somewhere in the middle. Now the warrior licks his sword. Storing in that sword his knowledge. At last, the story can be told, at last, the truth will have it's revenge over lies.

The beginning of the great *p wars

Joh8P did battle with =Prisella on the great plains of slashdot. During the battle, Joh8P's brother, jed:p was killed by a stray <LI>. Joh8P, sensing the death of his brother, at his own HTML Tag, took his own eyes, and became JohXp, emoticon of Death.