The first word I ever learned to spell after my proper name.
Dad said it meant, "You just don't care about anything."

All the other five year olds thought I was a friggin' genious.
Dad taught me the letters of the word in a song format that was
stuck in my head each day thereafter.
To this day
l a c k a d a i s i c a l
chimes from one end of my brain to the other.