When I heard this song performed at the Texas
Renaissance Festival in
1998, it was sung by a group of which I don't remember the name, and the verses they sang have
stuck in my head ever since (following the
pattern described in the original write-up):
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Lock him in a room with the captain's daughter.
You ain't seen the captain's daughter!
Looks just like an orangutan
There she goes, swinging on the rigging.
Give him a hair of the dog that bit him.
You ain't seen the dog that bit him!
Take a look at the captain's daughter!