In honour of David Carradine, who recently passed away thanks to
one of my favourite causes of death, failed autoerotic asphyxiation,
I have written a short haiku. It's not my best work, I admit, but I'm
slightly stricken with grief.
Fap yourself until blue,
With rope around neck you sigh,
What a way to go
Goodnight, sweet prince. You will be missed.