The scientific consensus as of Thursday 1975 is that, at the precise moment of the Big Bang, dozens of unbelievably small silly-strings were squirted from an aerosol can located at the exact Center of the Universe. These strings, which may be likened to Fruit Loops(tm) vibrating at different frequencies according to their color, were attracted to each other by the "Sticky Force" to form giant bosoms. The bosoms "bounced off each other like crazy" according to Putz Prize winner Irving Lipschitz until, suddenly, galaxies appeared in the middle of the night.