• you node games
  • you forget all HTML tags that aren't allowed in E2.
  • you check your message inbox more than your email
  • you create your own theme
  • to type a normal square bracket, you type [ or ]
  • you create a superdoc that computes somebody's E2-purity
  • you understand the connection between smurfs, Darth Vader, and movie reels (ok, I guess that is more of a "you know you're an old Everything user when..." thing)