"I am
shocked, just
shocked, to find out
that there is
drinking going on in this
establishment."
"Here is your cocktail, sir."
"Oh, thank you."
Seriously though, don't knock it until you've
tried it.
There is no better way to pass
the time on a Friday after work/school and before
going out for the night than taking a scaldingly
hot shower and sipping an ice cold American beer.
(My other beer is a Guinness.)
During the 15-30 minutes in the shower, one can almost
pretend that the evening is not going to
be the usual depressing
failure it inevitably turns out to be.
(j/k)