Warning - raunchy language.

This was comedian Andrew Dice Clay's most popular joke. It got to a point where people would actually recite the whole Nursery rhymes in his show with him.

Examples:

--- Hickory dickory dock

some chick was sucking my cock

The clock struck two

I dropped my goo

I dumped the bitch on the next block

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Good ol' mother goose, remember her? I fucked her.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

both with a buck and a quarter

Jill came down with 2.50.

That fucking whore.

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Mary had a little lamb

she kept in her backyard

when she took her panties off

its willy dick got hard.

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Yes, raunchy, yet hundreds of people would scream them at the top of their lungs in his shows.