Help! I've been kidnapped.
I have been undergoing varied and intricate methods of noder torture, from sleep deprivation to the administration of poisonous substances. I'm only level one, damn it, I never asked for this. I just wanted to watch large men break each other, not lose my health and sanity in some silly urge to see past the veil of Everything.
I suppose it's been educational-- I've heard stories of some old friends I never got to meet, some new gossip, and a precious peek behind the scenes of my favorite little encyclopedia.
We sang songs and talked about firearms. We killed a cut and paste writeup, and made with the node talk.
All in all, a good evening. Today should be better.
(P.S. We're eating everything bagels over here. Jealous?)