You're too young to be so old (idea)

The 'broil' setting on an oven	How old are you?	We walked together, miles apart	Kiss the Constitution goodbye
Too smart for high school	Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?	Choose your words carefully; now throw them away	Youth is wasted on the young
The myths I made of those Mexican girls	Why American women shave their legs	Four college coeds, a road trip and a video camera	I have more stories about trains for you
Madcap	La Blue Girl	The old man at the bus stop	It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
Mogwai	Documenta, the Child-Bride, bares her legs for the Ravenous Wolves of the Grey Hour	Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl	emotional baggage
I wish it were raining	the cat lady	You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs	Heartbreak