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Tue Jan 21 2003 at 21:42:16 (21.2 years ago )
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Contemporary literature, philosophy, music
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I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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Reclaim The Streets
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20 years old. Male. Loves good music, like Sigur Ros, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Radiohead, Thursday, Biffy Clyro, A Silver Mt Zion, Last Days of April. Loves good literature, like Delillo, Kafka, David Foster Wallace, Michael Palmer, Charles Simic, T.S. Eliot. Plays bass guitar in a rock band. Philosophy student. Hopes to one day change the world. Hopes to one day travel around the world. Likes beer, tequila.

When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.

The man who'd introduced them didn't much like either of them, though he acted as if he did, anxious as he was to preserve good relations at all times. One never knew, after all, now did one now did one now did one.

David Foster Wallace

Sometimes I feel like I probably would have been better off as a pair of ragged claws. The type that scuttle across the floors of silent seas. You know what I mean?

The Scale of Intensity

1) Not felt. Smoke still rises vertically. In sensitive individuals, déjà vu, mild amnesia. Sea like a mirror.

2) Detected by persons at rest or favourably placed, i.e. in upper floors, hammocks, cathedrals, etc. Leaves rustle.

3) Light sleepers wake. Glasses chink. Hairpins, paperclips display slight magnetic properties. Irritability. Vibration like passing of light trucks.

4) Small bells ring. Small increase in surface tension and viscosity of certain liquids. Domestic violence. Furniture overturned.

5) Heavy sleepers wake. Pendulum clocks stop. Public demonstrations. Large flags fly. Vibration like passing of heavy trucks.

6) Large bells ring. Bookburning. Aurora visible in daylight hours. Unprovoked assaults on strangers. Glassware broken. Loose tiles fly from roof.

7) Weak chimneys broken off at roofline. Waves on small ponds, water turbid with mud. Unprovoked assaults on neighbours. Large static charges built up on windows, mirrors, television screens.

8) Perceptible increase in weight of stationary objects: books, cups, pens heavy to lift. Fall of stucco and some masonry. Systematic rape of women and young girls. Sand craters. Cracks in wet ground.

9) Small trees uprooted. Bathwater drains in reverse vortex. Wholesale slaughter of religious and ethnic minorities. Conspicuous cracks in ground. Damage to reservoirs and underground pipelines.

10) Large trees uprooted. Measurable tide in puddles, teacups, etc. Torture and rape of small children. Irreparable damage to foundations. Rails bend. Sand shifts horizontally on beaches.

11) Standing impossible. Widespread self-mutilation. Corposant visible on pylons, lampposts, metal railings. Waves seen on ground surface. Most bridges destroyed.

12) Damage total. Movement of hour hand perceptible. Large rock masses displaced. Sea white.

Don Paterson

There is Something Strange About the World

He said, "There is something strange about the world."

He said, "While we sleep, our televisions plot our deaths."

He said, "Forty-nine Iraqis."

He said, "How many electric days, how many high-pitched whining nights?"

He said, "Yesterday at the supermarket, the luridly coloured shelves."

He said, "Bagdad is a lake and it ripples with stars."

He said, "My skin holds limbs to my torso, and is made of language."

He said, "The mouth is a hole in the face."

He said, "Each morning I look in the mirror and am shocked to see a thousand awesome spinning things."