Today, I've received a postcard from Macarthur Parker!
Dear Kit: :) :) :)
Ya know what? I lack wit
and insight for this issue
of Bad Postcard Digest..
Do you know that song "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe?"
Freaky song. Freaky video too.
This freak-ass bitch is all
in your face singing badly...
Oh well. You've been POSTCARDED,
darling. Keep it real <3 MACDUDE.