My Name is Johann Excellent.
I want to have a tattoo for every great dream in my life.
I wish my sacred whirlygig had a turbo setting.
You may have noticed, I organize nodeshell rescues.
Elephants did not build my floors, but I am grateful to them nonetheless.
Reading fairy script makes my hand cramp.
My ears have been vacuumed by gnomes and my angelic armpit hair smooths the swinging of my arms.
I forget to bless myself.
My astrolabe is missing, but enough talk of astrolabia.
Can we attend a birth ?