I realize that this is getting slightly ridiculous, and I know I said that I really don't DO this sort of stuff, but I figure I shouldn't discriminate, so: I dun got promoted again. I'm an editor. An honest to god, play with words all day (okay, night) and get paid for it, editor. Salaried, vacationed, benefited, the whole nine yards. That's writer to editor in eight months. I can't believe it, I really can't.
Wanna know the best part? I don't have to watch TV at work anymore. Other people do that, and I turn their words into something publishable.
I'm gonna drink me a beer.