This node is getting to be slightly GTKY, so I'm apprehensive about adding to it, but my soul won't be at piece until I do. This is becuse I have a disc of Ben Folds Five in the car. And I hear She Don't Use Jelly a lot, and whenever I do, I have an urge to add to this node. So I did.

According to The Flaming Lips, who wrote She Don't Use Jelly, store rhymes with orange. Whenever I hear it, I can't help but laugh at that:

I know a girl who
Reminds me of Cher
She's always changing
The color of her hair
She don't use nothing
You buy at the store
She likes her hair to
Be real orange