Zonker Harris, a character in Doonesbury. Nephew of Raoul Duke. Attended Yale; and was a Vietnam War correspondent in the 60s, a suntanning champ and Studio 54 alumnus in the Seventies, a multimillionaire in the 80s. Bought an earldom; attended the wedding of Prince Andrew and Fergie. Handed over his riches as ransom to rescue Duke from zombie slavery in the service of the exiled Baby Doc Duvalier. Has never been in a serious relationship. The Peter Pan of comic strips.