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Mon Aug 23 1999 at 11:02:35 (24.9 years ago )
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5 (Crafter) / 1982
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mission drive within everything
The urge to kill anything and everything I see, regardless if it is dead or alive, animal or vegetable, liquid or solid, metal or organic. Or was it hot pants?
Quiet Subversion, Perl, Turntablism, Weirdness, Hummus, Spinach, Breakfast, Soul, Lumber
Okay so like I really do have a motto, honest, but I forgot it. If I could remember it, it would be. No wait. Because then I'd actually say it. If I said it, I would have to know, and I don't. But if I did know it, I would say it. But I don't. So I can't. Yeah. My point exactly.
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Critical Acclaim for CowboyNeal

    "What I like about CowboyNeal is that he never really leaves, he just quits typing." -- chromatic

    "Oh, he's a drunken slut." -- hemos

    "dude you gots to get a pocket watch" -- jessicapierce