"Hey there, need a lift?"

"Yeah, I'm trying to get to Toledo."

"Sure, I'm heading that way myself. Hop on in!"

"Thanks. Hey, this is a comfy car. Goes pretty fast too. Why are you pointing a pistol at me?"

"Just in case. I know how hitchhikers are."

"Yeah, well, you're driving stickshift one-handed. Give me the gun so you can use both hands."

"Okay, here you go."

"Thanks. Now reach for the sky."

"You told me I was supposed to use both hands to drive!"

"Shit, I did, didn't I?"

"Look, just give me the gun and you can reach for the sky."

"Alright, here you go."

"Thanks. Now --"

"Hang on, you're driving one-handed again. This isn't working at all."

"Fine. Here. I'll drive you to Toledo and then you can hold me at gunpoint. Okay?"

"Fine by me. Ah, shit, there's a cop following us with his lights on."

"Well you've got a gun. Think you can nail one of his tires?"

"I'll give it a shot."