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We are Captain Teeth of Borg. Actually, we devourered Borg last Tuesday, so 'tis more accurate to say that we are Cleaning our Teeth of Borg.

Captain Teeth are. Once we were not as much, but then we drank coffee and became So Much More. And wid.e awake. But typing is rough when you've drinken the stuff, so we think that caffeine's a mistake.