It seems that everyone has no life and tries to memorize Pi
like me, but I havn't gotten out in 3 months. I find it easiest to divide Pi into 50 numbers in a section. This is how I am able to do it, after I eat 16 hotdogs
3.14159265358979323 - I still remember this much from my prison cell wall
8 - I just ate 16 people, half of them have already digested.
46264 - COOL mirror
image number only when you smoke plastic bags
33 - This is the number of dead people
in my basement
. Next to my golf clubs
832 - This is the prefix
for the whorehouse
in my area.
795 - My dad used to have a post office box
with this number until I pipe bomb
ed it and killed all the post men,
that how I got into PRISON
0288 - Numbers starting with zero
make me feel funny in the tummy.
4 - This is how many years it takes me to crap
1971 - I didn't like the 70's, because polyester
chafes my bottom.
- Oh come on! This number is easy to remember for obvious reasons! (but I don't know anything about that)
3993 - How many times I've been rejected
7510 - Last number in this section.
5820 - Stupid mosquitoes
974 - A Futuristic Pork
944 - A Present day Pork style! Fagot!
5923 - Kind of related to nothing in hell
0781 - This number also makes me feel happy
- Popular computer
628 - What is the 40 above in hex
? I dunno, but its not 628.
620 - MY SCREEN IS COVERED IN BLOOD
8998 - Two lesbians
on a bench.
628 - In medievil
times they used cows as cannon balls
0348 - Orifice
of emptiness. So lonely
2 - The number of brain cells
I think every one else has because I am anal
53 - My wife's age.
421 - One minute past 4:20
1 - "I'm so lonely because I stay at home and memorize pi!" (Three Dog Night
706 - Almost a Boeing 707
airplane! I'm a world terrorist
. Release my brother Sid Chameele Ramadan and I will lift this bomb threat
79 - The distance to my fridge
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