The ubiquitous wind-up toy of everyone's youth, wind-up chattering teeth are big white plastic teeth set in bright red gums (sure, the teeth are gleaming white, but I feel certain this toy only sends a message to the youth of today that gum disease is cool) with, bizarrely, little feet on the bottom. Wind it up, and the teeth chatter and wobble forward on their little feet. One small step for a tooth, one giant evolutionary leap forward for denturebeasts everywhere.

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