When I was young, I was playing at the park near my house, when a stray ball from someone's game of Horse suddenly rolled my way.I complied with the shouted command; got bored and went home. Later that night, I decided to ask my father what a sphincter was. He asked me why I wanted to know, so I told him...and then he laughed, and I laughed, and we laughed together for a long time.

I never did find out what that boy had meant.

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