Sometimes we like to have a laugh before we eat and drink. If you're in the right company for it, here are some humorous toasts.

A boy may kiss his girl goodbye,
The sun may kiss a butterfly,
The wine may kiss the crystal glass,
And you my friend, may kiss my ass.

Here's to our girlfriends and here's to our sweethearts, may the two never meet!

May those that love us love us,
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts,
But if he doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their heels,
So we'll know them by their limping.

At the Burns Nights I've been to it's customary for the men to put one foot on their chairs and the other on the table and toast "To the lassies".
This is particularly funny in a room full of tipsy old Scots.

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