The lowest species of DJ, the assistant programmer is also the most reviled. I'll explain. College radio is done for love, not for money. APs (assistant programmers) are hazed, dazed, glazed. We do it for a semester with some smelly Programmer with an ego that just can't fit into the studio! We get a measly 30 minutes to spread out rants. How terrible. Give me the mic, move over old guy!