An online tool for measuring "the amount of Management Wank in a piece of text or web page". Mission statements and anything written by management consultants usually rate high on the Wankometer. Words like "synergy" and "teambuilding" are mildly wankerous, used by the mediocre middle management. It takes a true wanker to set the Wankometer a-tremblin' with passages like this:

E-Business is an evolution of existing trading themes and norms. When single entities or companies begin to suggest and market alternatives to baseline metrics of business and service commitment the potential for chaos and (Government and business) endorsed business counter positioning. Without this we are passive supporters of ultimately consumer confusion action is required. It is a potent reason for strong, coordinated and top level emerging global business chaos.
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