At the prompting of
Michael Moore,
Alan Keyes jumped into a
mosh pit in
Iowa. Keyes was the only
candidate daring, and hell, cool enough to rise to the challenge, and received Moore’s
endorsement (for what it’s worth) as a result.
The next
primary debate,
Gary Bauer attacked Keyes for jumping in the pit, because as we all know,
rock music is just plain evil.
Rage Against the Machine was playing when Keyes jumped into the pit, but Bauer called them
The Machine Rages On.
Idiot.