Best ever NBA sobriquet, adorned by Hanno Möttölä, Atlanta Hawks forward. Known for being the first Finlander to play NBA ball. In his 2000-01 rookie campaign out of Utah, The Human Umlaut averaged a paltry 4.4 points and 2.4 rebounds per game for the hapless Hawks. But if you're cool enough to have three umlauts in your name, does it really matter how well you play?

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