A character from the UK comedy programme The Fast Show.

Swiss Tony is a middle aged second hand car salesman with a fake tan and hair like Douglas Hurd's, who's wife has recently left him. He is famed for likening actions to making love to a beautiful woman.

His name is derived from the fact he is "as big as an Alp and ridged like a Toblerone".

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