I'm generally not one for copying something I've read somewhere else. This, however, rather struck me- and I think all the vegetarians out there will appreciate it.
Primitive Meal

A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle.

"Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain animals? And grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then smear it with a greasy mess they extract from the mammary fluid of certain other animals?"

When the students looked startled by such barbarianism, the explorer added, "What I've been describing, of course, is a breakfast of bacon, eggs, and buttered toast."

Courtesy, a random forward of unknown origin.

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