I'm generally not one for copying something I've read somewhere else. This, however, rather struck me- and I think all the vegetarians
out there will appreciate it.
A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his
adventures in the African jungle.
"Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so primitive
that they love to
of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain
And grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then
smear it with a greasy mess they extract from the mammary
When the students looked startled by such barbarianism
, the explorer added,
"What I've been describing, of course, is a breakfast of bacon, eggs,
Courtesy, a random forward of unknown origin.