A small island town off of the coast of south Texas
whose main industry is tourism
flock to the town during spring breaks and summers to over-crowd its few narrow roads, park their unsigtly motor homes on the beautiful beaches, and feed the local seagull
s bread while the seagulls skillfully deficate on their heads.
Except for the scantily-clad beach-going spring-breaker type, tourists are generally disliked but tolerated, being that they are the main source if income.
Winter tourists, called "snow birds," have a reputation for driving 2 miles an hour, on whatever street and lane they please.
Unless you really, really like beaches and enjoy a good 40+ minute drive to the nearest movie theater and mall, Port Aransas is probably not for you.