So the
Pokey was walking through the supermarket last week, when I saw a light
burning with the fire of a thousand suns. Closer inspection revealed a 7 foot high stack of boxes covered in that
fake hologram shit, each proclaiming to be both cereal and
Pokemon merchandise. The box indicates that it is
pin compatible with
Lucky Charms, save for the
marshmallows being shaped like wretched
Pokemon characters.
You know the end is near when you see
dreck like this.