There are, on the market in many places in America, "sonic humidifiers"

They use an ultrasonic frequency to create a fine mist that blows throughout the room.

The mechanism that does this is a spawn of Satan!

I stuck my finger down in that thing one time, because I am an Idiot, and I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital.

The sensation on my finger can only be described as some poking it with thousands of needles while burning it with a lighter. The pain shot from my finger all the way up through my elbow and into my shoulder.

My arm was numb for the next 36 hours.

Don't believe me? Give it a try. Let me know about it so I can laugh at you the way they laughed at me.

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