There are, on the market in many places in America, "sonic humidifiers"

They use an ultrasonic frequency to create a fine mist that blows throughout the room.

The mechanism that does this is a spawn of Satan!

I stuck my finger down in that thing one time, because I am an Idiot, and I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital.

The sensation on my finger can only be described as some poking it with thousands of needles while burning it with a lighter. The pain shot from my finger all the way up through my elbow and into my shoulder.

My arm was numb for the next 36 hours.

Kids:
Don't believe me? Give it a try. Let me know about it so I can laugh at you the way they laughed at me.

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