SJW, or: Sexy Jewish Werewolf
Attractive witch leaving tonight's meeting, or: Hot out of the coven
Extremely nationalist Irish woman who refuses to wear underwear, or: Erin Go Braless
Swallowing bubblegum, or: This chew shall pass
No-deal Brexit, or: Bojo's Bizarre Adventure
Citizen of Hong Kong, or: Honky
Napoleon Bonaparte, or: The Unmitigated Gaul
Transgender, or: Cis-nyet
Joseph of Nazareth, or: I didn't sign up for this shit
Bell Telephone, or: You'll sign up for our phone service and you'll like it
LGBT Teetotalers, or: We're here we're queer we're not fond of beer
Drowning, or: overdosing on Homeopathy
Mozzarella Stick, or: Italian Twix
Politically conservative knick-knack emporium found trafficking stolen cuneiform tablets, or: Hobby Lobby is a little robby